Winter Warmer @ The Jericho Tavern, Oxford, 14/12/2008

Dear Landlord is a singer-songwriter named after a criminally obscure Bob Dylan song and he opens proceedings (as far as I’m concerned) with a folked-down version of Willie Dixon’s ‘I Just Want to Make Love to You’. As an opening gambit, it’s a good idea, as nothing can be worse than the Foghat version. This segues into the highlight of the set (perhaps the whole evening), a gorgeous ensemble of acoustic guitars, mandolin, harp and alto sax. I’ve never heard the last two trade riffs before, and I think I’d like to hear more. The middle of the set is DL solo and it’s not very memorable. His voice is cracked, emotional but nothing out of the ordinary, and his lyrics, replete with quotations from Shakespeare and the King James Bible, are clever but unexceptional. Sometimes there is a literally fatal disconnect between the despondency of the lyrics and the perkiness of his band. For example, the line “all the others are dying, but I’m clinging on somehow” sounds daft amid all the joshing and badinage onstage. In summary, when he’s with his band, DL’s songs come to life; on his tod he’s a mite predictable.

The theme of the early part of the evening is Nervous Studenty Folkies and no-one can be more nervous than The Mountain Parade, a troupe of violin, ukulele, cello, trumpet, clarinet, and acoustic guitar. The latter is played by a giggling girl who can’t tune her instrument, but sings like Leslie Feist. Overall, they look like a motley bunch of work-shy English undergrads, and there is an undercurrent of laziness about their music, mixed with a certain amateurish charm. The songs are very undeveloped, usually based on just two or three guitar chords and the performances are wonky and out of tune. I seriously wonder if they are actually interested in making children’s music, as the level of whimsy in ditties about friendly dragons living in the shower is pretty scarifying for an adult.

Even more petrified were the two girls fronting The Middle Ones, the tour-mates of Mountain Parade. The bands are quite similar, with terrible tuning, embarrassed giggling (even during the songs) and a backing of various folk instruments, mostly accordions in this case. I especially liked their percussionist, who looked like Steve Buscemi a few minutes before the sawmill in ‘Fargo’, and who thumped anything he could get his hands on, at one point using the ceiling of the Jericho as a convenient floor tom. Also like MP, their songs are pretty but rudimentary.

You couldn’t level that charge at Cogwheel Dogs, an angular (ouch, again!) duo of cello and acoustic guitar, fronted by the exceptionally glamorous Rebecca Mosley. Tonight she wasn’t in the best of moods, growling that their occasional drummer had ‘enemies in the house’. Without going that far, I honestly don’t think that he contributed much, burying Mosley’s vocals in oafish fills on the first song. As a friend in the audience put it, Tom Parnell’s cello is highly percussive on many of the songs anyway, so an extra layer of rhythm is usually superfluous. Perhaps it was the near-empty room but the set as a whole was cold, with Mosley distant and distracted. But they have some good songs: the highlight on this occasion was the delicate ‘Breathe’ with Parnell’s cello unusually rapt and hushed.

A more extrovert bunch now too over, big, beardy bards from Basingstoke. The Wookies are a strange outfit, sometimes harking back to the seventies by purveying chops-heavy seven-minute prog epics, before lurching into yob-culture singalongs à la The Fratellis’ ‘Chelsea Dagger’. A prime example of this is the chorus of ‘In the Forest’. It takes five minutes of ADD noodling to get there, but the ride is worth it-it’s bloody good. I particularly enjoyed the swirling, bleeping keyboards which stopped it all getting too pub-rock on us. The playing was uniformly classy and precise and made some of the earlier acts look distinctly iffy.

As seems to happen by a law of nature, punk succeeded prog. Secret Rivals are a youngish four-piece who gave us thirty minutes of danceable, tune-laden punk that could have been made any time between 1977 and now, but was none the worse for that. The instrumental work was of the no-frills variety with bass, drums and guitar augmented with some minimal keyboards. Vocals were shared between the female keys player and the yelpy male guitarist (so far, so Gullivers) and their undisciplined yet committed style brought back memories of the Pixies’ ‘Bone Machine’ with Black Francis and Kim Deal stumbling boozily over each other’s lines. All good then. The best thing about the band is that the energy levels remained high throughout the set, and while far from sophisticated, they are more than just noise merchants- there are some simple but effective melodies in amongst the racket.

Which brings us to dark-indie rockers Vixens who closed the festival (Mary’s Garden, who seem to be cursed with health problems this year, sadly had to withdraw). Some months ago, a demo review of theirs on this website brought the entire student population of Brookes University (and who knows, a few of the dons) posting on the site, often in hilariously mangled English. The result was a comedy classic and I urge you all to find it in the archive. Among the posters was the feisty Charlotte Sands, the band’s drummer, who urged me to get my head out of my arse and catch them live. Happy to oblige.

With one vital exception, the band have clearly progressed from when I heard them on record. The drumming is much more solid (Good, Charlotte!), the two guitars dovetail well (lots of tremolo and delay but not oppressively so) and the style is clear enough, a compound of Joy Division dark-pop filtered through Interpol’s modern soundworld. What is still killing the band is the singer, who simply can’t find the space in the textures for his painfully-limited Ian Curtis impersonation. He’s either ranting tunelessly or murmuring inaudibly and seems to have a range of about three notes. Sadly, the verdict is that the instrumentalists are growing as musicians; the vocalist is as bad as ever he was.

  • http://allycraig.wordpress.com Ally Craig

    Harp and alto sax I can’t speak for, but if you want some harp and soprano sax, you could do worse than seeking out “Journey in Satchidananda” by Alice Coltrane.

  • http://www.gappytooth.com gappy

    Sadly, Colin went to get some nosh during Hollow, which many people told me was the highlight of their day. “System of Satanic Doom”, indeed.

    Also, before this lot was King Of Cats, playing 100% acoustic, and, because Cyrus was also sadly stricken with ill health, ace local poet George Chopping & I opened the day with a tag team of gangly man’s verse.

    I believe there’ll be a review up soon of the early part of Saturday, plus expect reviews from Nutshaft & Oxford Pubic Scene, as well as an interview with The Gullivers conducted by The Fly in the corner of the room!

  • Jay Rival

    I just wanna big up The Vixens if i may,i loved the set and the new song was brutal, sterling work lads.

  • http://www.myspace.com/thewookiesuk The Wookies

    Thanks Colin – nice review and glad the only negative was being compared to The Fratellis… as far as I can tell anyway!

    Hope to be back to Oxford in the new year – our drummer works at Animal in Oxford, so we’re pretty much home grown now!

    Thanks also to Swiss Concrete for booking us. Thoroughly enjoyable night!

    For those interested, we have a brand new song up on our myspace (as well as some others!) So please give us a visit, listen and add if you’re into that kinda thing… http://www.myspace.com/thewookiesuk

    Luke Wookie

    the_wookies@hotmail.co.uk

  • Grill

    Review of early part of Saturday here,
    http://ourtribe.mobi/default.aspx?m=Blog&uid=1&pid=8&sid=11554
    I thought it was an excellent weekend all round and I enjoyed nearly all of that which I saw, even those will fractional imperfections in their tuning. Well done Rich/Russell/Autumn.
    Pretty good attendence too I thought although obviosuly there were peaks and troughs.

  • http://www.gappytooth.com gappy

    Cheers to everyone who came. The turnout was fine, & in line with previous years. 124 people turned up & paid (well, slightly fewer, because some attended both days!), which is decent enough.

    Sun was quieter, but most people stayed much longer than Sat. In fact, they were an awesome crowd, listening to the poetry, sitting cross legged for the twee stuff, howling along with Frampers and glugging beers with the final punkier acts. And we sold tons of merch on Sun too.

    Apart from vanishing bar staff on Sunday, The Jericho was absolutely great, and Andy/Tim did sterling work on the desk. Oh, and fascinatingly this was the 75th event to bear the GTI name!

    OK, it’s 6 months till I even have to think about the Warmer again…

  • Clauds_Rival

    I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed Wookie (I have never seen beards and flares so majestic), and Vixens, who blew me away with their new song, and made me dance to older ones, and sing along…Spines is inmense and tasty!
    Well done guys!

    Also I would love to see a review for I am Thieves (amazing, but underrated band), who played on Saturday…Please?

    A joy to be part of the Winter Warmer…enjoyed myself and drank rum, which is a very good night by anyones standart!

    Love
    Clauds xxxx Secret Rivals

  • http://www.gappytooth.com GTI Rob

    A great gig, and sorry I missed it.

    Well done Autumn, Rich and Russ, and anyone else from the SC crew who helped along the way (and were very silent partners).

    I didn’t make it, despite being one of the organisers (date change meant it ended up clashing), which was a bummer, even worse when the bands you put into the hat played anyway (damn them!).

    Anyway, if anyone’s got any pics, it would be cool to have them. Drop me a mail through the Gappy contact form if you would.

    I’ve just put up August’s pics and November’s pics from our regular Gappy nights, if anyone fancies having a gander.

    I’m off to buy absolutely no version of Hallelujah.

    Rob

  • http://www.gappytooth.com GTI Rob

    Hey Grill, are you in charge of that website you linked to? I want to stick a link on our site in addition to the Oxford Bands review, but how do you link to something that isn’t just your changing home page?

    Can you let me know through the Gappy Tooth website’s contact form please (don’t want spam, so don’t want to leave my address on this page)?

    Cheers
    Rob

  • Raj Voq

    “an uber-foxy keyboard player”
    “a giggling girl who can’t tune her instrument”
    “the exceptionally glamorous Rebecca Mosley”
    “the feisty Charlotte Sands”

    Smooth! Any other women you might’ve missed and feel like awarding an adjective, or d’you think you got them all?

    But seriously, sad to have missed it. I was especially looking forward to Hollow, so if any reviews appear elsewhere, I’d love to know…

  • Benny Curtis

    Go Vixens. Johnatron is my hero, his vocals a bitter yet inviting cherry atop the glacial ebb and flow of their restrained conniptions. Nice to have somewhere to write these whimsical musings ^-^ .
    Nice review of Secret Rivals too, they were on furious form on Sunday.

    More please, so we can escape the air conditioned nightmare xx

  • Jay Rival

    Cheers Benny you guys were sic as well (ive posted my thoughts under the previous dates comments) Johnatron gets a harder time than he desreves i keep reading about how he needs to improve yet sureley he would be betraying himself, and who cares if someone can sing or not it seems to only apply to unsigned talent ive never heard Joe Strummer,Graham Coxan Ryan Jarman or even the woeful Ian Brown be that slated for ther vocal (although i think i have just ha) , plus the Vixens are a band that wear the influences on there sleeve (no bad thing) and im sure they wont mind me saying but they sound a lot like interpol and i personally cant think of any other style of vocal that would suite that style of music, i think John is ace, a bit Morrison a bit Curtis and sack it he looks cool as f#ck doing it.

    Go Vixens

  • Big Tim

    I don’t think it’s betraying yourself to get better at doing something… Or would it be betraying a lack of ambition? If you’re a rubbish singer/guitarist/drummer/band/whatever, surely it’s in your interests to get better.

    Note: I’ve nothing against Vixens or “johnatron”. Just making a general point…

  • Jay

    It depends what is meant by better….Leona Lewis is probably seen buy the majority of the mainstream music listeners as a ‘better’ singer than say Poly Styrene but i dont imagine a lot of folk would encourage Poly to work on her vocal!

    i honestly think all that matters with a singer is ‘dose he/she actually mean what there saying’ id take a tone def hyporactive bouncing round screaming his/her truth down a mic (bye the way im totally not speaking about any Oxband right now….just want to be sure i cleare that uP first) for 10 mins before collapsing in an exhausted mess than 45 mins of beautifully sang bolloc#s about angst from a singer who knows nothing of frustration or songs about sweeping romance from someone who spends there evenings on there own with a pot noodle and a copy of razz (funnily enough most of my ‘angst’ comes from the fact i spend my evenings with only a pot noodle and a copy of razz heh

  • Big Tim

    I think you slightly missed the point. If you WANT to sing like Leona Lewis, but in fact sing like a female Sid Vicious, then you have a simple choice of either a) practising and getting better until you CAN sing like Leona Lewis, or b) resigning yourself to singing like a female Sid Vicious. Either is fine, but it depends on your ambitions.

    If you want to sing like Ian Curtis, but in fact sound like a bathtub full of bricks and dying cats being dragged uphill, you have the same choice. Either embrace how you sound now or you practice til you sound like Ian Curtis. There is no shame in getting better at doing something, whatever that something is. If I want to spend my nights eating pot noodle, I’m gonna be trying to make them the best damn pot noodles I’ve ever had.

    The thought that someone shouldn’t even bother to try and make themselves better at what they do, regardless of what it is, fills me with despair.

  • Jay

    mmmmmmmm i do know what your saying and its a fair point i agree that its up to a singer to decide how ‘good’ or ‘bad’ they wanna be cus if there tunes are good they will reach the audience they deserve regardless (see past examples)

    right now thats that done with ………Guitar solos musical masturbation or an addition to any good rock song..discuss (only joking people)