Beaver Fuel: This Allusion

Beaver Fuel is a band which many approach with trepidation, largely because the various members are always telling anyone who will listen how shambolic, unlistenable and unpopular they are. This doesn’t stop them gigging their socks off, often stepping into the breach when sappy out-of-towners fail to show, the payoff being that they have earned a reputation as a solid, tight, progressive punk act almost in spite of themselves (they played the Oxford Punt last May, so they have at least one important admirer in town).

Their latest EP, ‘This Allusion’ has plenty of good moments on it, even if the results are a bit uneven. Opener ‘Flopsy’ll be Toast!’, for example, has a rather soulful, bluesy lead guitar intro (it reminds me a little of The Guess Who?), before breaking into a more angular rise-and-fall figure, over which Leigh Alexander sardonically quarter-sings a lyric-as-character-assassination relating to some vacuous ex-girlfriend (or ‘hormonal cyclone’ as he nastily puts it). It’s a bit of a misfire to be honest: the barbs are too esoteric and the vocals are pretty approximate-best just listen to the guitar playing.

More focussed is the self-explanatory ‘Eurovision Political Favour Contest’. Of course, this institution (the gay equivalent of the FA Cup Final) is the softest of soft targets, and the joke has worn thin even for Sir Terry Wogan, but Beaver Fuel unexpectedly squeeze a couple of laughs out of it: think Tom Lehrer fronting Green Day:

“When it’s our turn to award the points, it’s musical merit alone/

No allies, no solidarity, we’re out here on our own/

So maybe we’re just keeping score to see if anyone likes us at all”

I don’t know about you, but I find the evocation of the spirit of Dunkirk allied with that of Millwall FC rather touching as well as amusing. And its great punk rock.

Finishing off, we have the Eric Cartmanesque ‘F*** You, I’ve got Tourettes’, which is as puerile and offensive as it sounds. And quite funny, if you’re in that sort of mood. The song proper is negligible musically, but the instrumental riffing at the end sounds like it could bear the weight of a more elevated subject-maybe they should lease it out to Rage Against the Machine or something.

So, ‘This Allusion’ represents Beaver Fuel in pretty good form. They are no longer a joke band, but are confident enough in themselves to make jokes, some of which actually get off the runway. Although as a frontman Alexander is more Henny Youngman than Henry Rawlins, his puzzled punk shtick is quite fresh: Frank Zappa once asked if humour belonged in music. At their best, Beaver Fuel show that wit can belong in punk.

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  • Phill

    Who is Henry Rawlins? Does he do spoken word stuff about D.I.Y shops?

  • Beaver Fuel

    He was also in a punk rawk band…

  • colinmackinnon

    dammit!

    You volunteering for sub-editorship, Phill?

    I’d fix it, but that would deprive readers of Phill’s quite funny joke.

  • http://www.gappytooth.com gappy

    “Tom Lehrer fronting Green Day” is quite nice.

  • thin green fred

    Really? Secret Rivals get slated and this bunch of losers get a good review? WTF

    on a serious note
    Am i the only one who thinks Beaver Fuel sound like a punky The Bigger The God?

  • jay rival

    Eh? asides from 1 (awful) live review Oxbands (well Colin) has given us very good reviews (look at the winter warmer review!)
    (its Nightshift that hate us lol)

    Cheers for the mention though its always good to get a cheap mention on another bands review (there are other punk bands in Oxford asides from us though!!!)

    well played Leigh and co

  • Beaver Fuel

    I suppose I might have been a bit nasty with Flopsy, but she was batsh1t crazy…
    I actually wrote Eurovision about 4 years ago, not that the joke wasn’t already wearing thin then!
    Thanks for a nice review Colin, and it’s probably for the best that you didn’t mention the 40 tracks of us talking absolute b0ll0cks in rehearsal…

    Oh, Fred, I think perhaps you’d better get round to sorting that BTG stuff for me at some point!

  • jamess

    fred’s just being a beeeatch cos he can;t cope with the humiliation that 2/3rds of the Fuel deign to play in TGC as well. Either that or the painkillers have kicked in again -bless him!

    would be funny having Rivals and Fuel on the same billing…….

    oh, the review? rather nice thanks – i do really enjoy playing the bass on Flopsy, cos i’ve worked out a bunch of hooks and lines that keep me entertained….and Tourettes is pretty brutal live, which is always a good thing. Cheers Colin, especially for understanding that behind the self-depreciation we actually put the effort into crafting the songs.
    Ah yes -there’s another song in there as well….so craftily hidden it took me a while to realise where!

  • jay rival

    Freds just trying to stir the shit more like…children eh! how we hate to see our ‘freinds’ succeed

    your second point could be arranged Jamess let me ave a word cant see why it would be a problem. (freds not in your band right? lol)

  • Beaver Fuel

    No, we’ve got a different balding guy with back problems.

    Sorry Fred.
    Sorry Rodger.

  • jamess

    fred’s sweetie really, and we’re proud to be associated with him (aren’t we leigh? Leighh?) seriously, gws Fred, and looking forward to Dec 4th.
    Wodger’s a bastard though!

  • Beaver Fuel

    Of course we are, he’s the wax that holds the candles together.

    Or some other lame metaphor, whatever…

    We’ll gaffa tape him to a stretcher if that’s what it takes to get him to the gig!

  • jamess

    meanwhile, back on subject.

    Beaver Fuel would very much like to get giggling again soon – it’s been a while since the last outing and we’d like the opportunity to swear at people again.

    offers?

    http://www.myspace.com/beaverfuel

  • thin green fred

    Sorry Guys ( and you Jay) just being mischievous. end off now

    But …The Bigger The God..anyone?

  • phill

    I’ve always hated the The Bigger The God, yet somehow I bought one of their t-shirts and I saw them play in london once

  • Meanie

    Incorrect – “its great punk rock”

    Correct – “it’s great punk rock” or ” it is great punk rock”

    Thanks,

  • thin green fred

    what was there to hate about them?

  • Stu

    It’s good to see that reviewers on this site have a basic grasp of the English language

  • http://www.thebnp.org/ Joe

    I particularly liked the comparison with spicy sausages from Shetland which Colin must’ve removed now as well because he spelt “sausages” wrong. What kind of reviewer kind spell something as important to music as “sausages”! That’s aside from the fact that they are possibly my favourite type of sausage. Hang your head in shame MacKinnon!

  • Beaver Fuel

    Don’t start with the phallic objects…

  • jamess

    Don’t start encouraging him with yer talk of sausages – i can see it now “i’ve had an idea for a new song” – erk.

  • Beaver Fuel

    Well, you’d have to entice the hamsters out with something.

  • jamess

    haven’t you got a drunken Laima inspired song about them too?

  • Beaver Fuel

    Yes. My post above was suggesting that sausages could be used as bait in order to get the hamsters back out of your bum once the sick, depraved and probably health-endangering fun is over.
    A saner person would bypass the hamsters and just use sausages in the first place.