Various Artists: Round the Bends (BBC Oxford)

With typical ebullience, BBC Oxford’s Tim Bearder and David Gilyeat have chosen to recreate The Bends, with each track performed by a different local band. The occasion is the fifteenth anniversary of Radiohead’s miserabilist classic, and proceeds from the sale of the album go to Children in Need, so you should all go out and buy it, regardless of its inevitable unevenness.

In the main, the performances make me want to go out and get hold of an album by the artists concerned, rather than revisit the originals. This doesn’t hold truer than opening cut ‘Planet Telex’, by local folk heroes Stornoway. Their caprice is to pretend that the song came from the confusing mid-period of ‘Amnesiac’ rather than the early nineties, so there’s lots of ghostly looped vocals, syncopated drumming and sighing Rhodes’ piano. I don’t like it very much, but then again I found the original obvious and laboured.

In contrast, ‘The Bends’ is an unequivocally great song, encapsulating a Dionysiac musical ecstasy which easily trumps Thom Yorke’s schoolboy-who’s-just-read-his-first-Camus lyrics. Sadly, Ute, a band I’ve never rated, manage to rob the song of all its Byronic grandeur, replacing it with a turgid acoustic whine.

Far better is Jessie Grace’s very free re-working of ‘High and Dry’, which is only really recognisable from its lyric. Jessie has basically recomposed the whole thing to highlight her creamy, sensuous voice and endlessly inventive vocal melodies. It’s a little ungainly towards the end, but she has taken a first-rate song, and made something new and memorable with it.

Little Fish’s ‘Just’ doesn’t take too many liberties with the original, Jules and Nez concentrating on what they do best, namely rocking enough for a (seven nation?) army. They’ve remembered that Radiohead are a great rock band, rather than just a collective of talented boffins. Like their predecessors, Little Fish breathe fire into the equations.

The album proceeds with various near hits and near misses. The Winchell Riots’ ‘Nice Dream’ is (like Handel according to Stravinsky) beautiful and boring, all massed choirs but no drive. The Scholars’ ‘My Iron Lung’ is too ploddingly reverent and keyed too low for Adrian Gillett’s voice. Family Machine’s ‘Black Star’, sumptuously pretty, reminds us that we haven’t had an original album from the band in years: get cracking, lads! Alphabet Backwards turns the not-very-memorable ‘Sulk’ into a spangly disco soufflé. But the best cut is the very last.

‘Street Spirit’ is one of the loveliest, most haunting songs ever written. It’s easy to murder a masterpiece, but The Evenings have, by essentially changing one note in that eternal guitar pick, produced an extraordinary change in tone and meaning. Instead of the grim minor-key death-fear of the original, we now have a serene major-key acceptance. Comprehending Mark Wilden’s intelligent choral counterpoint, a gorgeous violin solo and that quiet, hypnotic rhythm (now transferred to synthesiser), this is a cover version that deserves classic status alongside the Radiohead version. Wilden has made the past new.

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  • http://www.gappytooth.com gappy

    Wasn’t there a TV show called “Round The Bend” about a crocdile that lived in the sewer, or something? I think of that every time I see this record mentioned. Very good record (far better overall than the Bond LP or the Introducing acoustic one) but a bit of a crappy name.

  • Grill

    Don’t remember that Gappy, are you confusing it with ‘Round The Twist’, bizarre aussie fantasy programme?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Round_the_Twist

  • Big Tim

    Gappy: yes, there was a TV show called Round The Bend, all toilet humour, Grotbags the witch and all that. Was quite funny to a 10 year old!

    It was interesting to hear the final version of Street Spirit, the early version I heard had much more heavily layered vocals which were very strong, but I think Mark toned them down a little in his final mix. I know he had several guests still to add at that point though so I’m sure it was just to balance out the performances a little more. Sounded great to me though!

  • http://www.gappytooth.com gappy

    I’ve had a snoop online & found what I was thinking of. Tho it’s hazy, it soudns brrlliant: “[the show had]A music video segment featuring: Michael Jackdung,Elton The John, Kylie Manure and Jason Dungovan – parodies (in name only) of Michael Jackson, Elton John, Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan. Each was a hand puppet designed to look like a pile of manure, but with a mouth that would sing along to parodied versions of pop songs. In the case of Elton The John, the puppet was a singing toilet.” Grotbags was on Rod Hull’s shows, tho, wasn’t she?

    This in turn reminded me of “Gilbert’s Fridge”, & I’ve just spent some happy time with him on You-tube.

  • Big Tim

    Memory is a bit hazy but I’m certain Grotbags did show up on Round the Bend, though she was of course originally part of Rod Hull’s empire. It was a little like a kids version of Viz – characters like “Roger Prentice the Apprentice Dentist”, Y-fronto and the Thunderpants (fighting against their arch enemy, Bum-ra), etc. Great stuff!

  • http://www.gappytooth.com gappy

    Was it a spin off from “Your Mother Wouldn’t Like It”?

  • Dave@Beeb

    I never liked the title, but was outvoted on that one. I was thinking “The Bands” instead which, admittedly, is nearly as bad.

    I remember the TV show. They had spoof cartoons of Transformers and He-man on it as well right? I think I was watching Spider-man and His Amazing Friends on the other side for the most part.

  • phill

    Dave – how can you be out-voted? Does Tim get 2 votes?!

    Colin – wow. That’s a harsh review. And I seem to disagree with just about everything you’ve written!

  • Dave@Beeb

    Whenever me and Tim can’t agree on something we go to a chap in the office called Martin to make the final decision. All our destinies are in the hands of Martin.

    I blame Martin.

    I think this album is ruddy brilliant btw. But I’m biased. That’s why the world needs Martins.

  • colinmackinnon

    Ute’s rather amusing response to this review is here:

    http://utetheband.tumblr.com/

    Phill: Very interested to hear your thoughts about the individual tracks. What were your favourites, and why?

  • phill

    Colin – I haven’t heard every track, just what was on the show and the band’s various myspace sites. Mind you, you had a copy of the album and didn’t review every band either but i’ll give it a go.

    I liked Stornoway because it doesn’t sound like Stornoway! I’m probably the only person in Oxford who doesn’t like their music but I always like it when they do covers as they experiment with both the song and what you’d expect from them.

    Richard Walters – 2 reasons. 1: It’s Richard Walters. 2. He didn’t just do a normal acoustic version which he could’ve done easily, instead going for a downbeat, dark electronica version.

    Winchell Riots – good idea to do a vocal version. I liked it but a tad too much reverb, but i’m going through an “anti-reverb” phase at the moment.

    I liked the idea behind alphabet backward’s version of ‘sulk’ , and they did it well, except i think it’s the wrong song to do it on. But ‘sulk’ is one of my favourites on the album – something else we disagree on as I also think planet telex is awesome!

    I quite like what I heard of spring offensive, little fish and we aeronauts but haven’t heard all the tracks. Haven’t heard any of family machine, scholars or ute so can’t comment on those.

    However, I really don’t like Evening’s “street spirit” but I suspect i’m in the minority here. I think the key change from a minor to a major ruins it but then again, i’m miserable fucker. And i thought the arpeggiated synths and multi-layer vocals made it sound like OMD – who suck balls.

    I suspect you don’t hold “the bends” in the same high esteem that I do so it must be hard for you to give a positive review of songs you don’t really like – regardless of who is performing them.

  • http://www.spiral25.com/ Joe

    Yes Grotbags put in an appearance in Round The Bend. I think it was about a grouchy right wing editor who was an alligator working from a sewer. I think he used to get things embarringly wrong or not get things at all and then take it out on his workers but I could be dreaming that bit. I remember thinking it was amusing and had some character though.

  • http://www.spiral25.com/ Joe

    and wasn’t Round The Twist some Australian thing on BBC One? I seem to remember some scene where they are on a beach and lots of sea gull crap allover everything.

  • http://www.spiral25.com/ Joe

    “embarringly” It’s a new word. I’m like Shakespeare just without the talent for words.

  • jamess

    round the twist was quite gently surreal. not the least when they simply changed the actors who played the children. A vague quality about it, rather like magnolia pailsey wallpaper.

  • jamess

    curse this typing dyslexia – i meant to say paisley!