Mammoth & The Drum’s Myspace comments on their experiences in the studio recording this album, “we’ve felt like big kids in a sweet shop…’what about if we tried this?’”. Well, what did the tracks sound like before these additions? This record may be a lot of things, but a blueprint for sonic experimentation it is not: somehow we can’t imagine Brians Wilson and Eno sitting up all night with their furrowed brows resting on the mixing desk before one of them leaps up with dawn inspiration, shrieking “Eureka! Synthesised strings!” To be honest, before getting all wild-eyed and putting fake vinyl crackle on the intro to ‘Johnny Lightening [sic] and his Blue Ray Gun’, should Mammoth & The Drum perhaps have gone back to make the drums less clunkily elementary, and checked that the vocals didn’t sound like Harry Enfield’s DJ Dave “Nicey” Nice? Not ‘alf!
The thing is, M&TD are not a bad band at all, but in recording a full length CD they may have bitten off more than they can chew, when a four-tracker and a bit of gigging experience might have been the best step. We hate to penalise musicians for stretching themselves, we despise artists playing safe, but in challenging themselves to create a big, varied LP, M&TD have ended up challenging the listener to sit through it all without throwing the stereo into a bloody tarpit or the middle of a glacier, with the other mammoths. Whole tracks could happily have been excised from this recording: ‘Back to Zero’ is nasal, clodhopping, constipated folk rock that makes the ears itch for something better, and ‘It’s Now or Never’ is a charmless trudge through a blasted pub blues wasteland: ironically, with its cheeky jibes at rockers who think they’re cool and Russell Brand’s coiffure, there’s a distance between target and effect that can be filed with Chad Kroeger’s ‘Rock Star’. ‘Dawning of the New Dark Age’ also has stupid lyrics, which goes off like a 50s editorial by likening the Far East to a sleeping giant, before claiming it will “consume everything in its wake”…surely “in its path”, not “its wake”, right? Or is it just those snoozy Orientals being damned inscrutable again?
This is all a pity, as there’s evidence that M&TD are a decent proposition. ‘Who says you shouldn’t surf in Jimmy Choo shoes?’ is a perky slice of pub rock (in its best sense of music to experience with a full pint and a few mates), with a chorus lifted wholesale from The Rolling Stones, which is fine because they filched most of their early tunes anyway. ‘No Ordinary Day’ has a nicely phased 60s guitar and lyrics about naughty drugs that nods politely to Oxford’s hippy roadshow Redox, whilst ‘Extracts from my Brain – Part 3 (Do Replicants cry?)’ is the pick of the bunch, introspective like Wish You Were Here era 70s Pink Floyd, with an interesting arrangement and some more restrained and affecting vocals. The duo seem to treat music as a bit of fun, and we salute that, as rock ‘n’ roll, especially in Oxford, can sometimes lose sight of the value of a good night out, but sad to say listening to the whole of the LP isn’t much fun. In fact, it’s a bit of a chore. Most of the music sort of happens unconvincingly, and it feels as though somebody is desperately trying to divert your attention. Hang on, whilst we’re typing this, is somebody downstairs nicking the telly?
Like a panda shuffling listlessly round its cage in Colchester Zoo, we feel that judging M&TD on the back of a full length recording isn’t the same as seeing them in their natural habitat: get them on in some cheery boozer on a Friday night, or stick them in the middle of next year’s Hanneyfest lineup, and we can imagine having a grand old time, but for now we’ll pass. The band may have felt like kids in a sweet shop recording this CD, but we feel like diabetics in a sweet shop listening to it: there’s lots and lots here, but it’s not for us.
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