The Screaming Joe Jeffersons

The Screaming Joe Jeffersons / The Liftmen / The Driftwood Stage @ The Wheatsheaf, Oxford, 30/07/2011

The enduring appeal of Gappy Tooth Industries’ long-running monthly gig club is that it offers the chance to catch not just early gigs by emerging local talent, but an Oxford outlet for a level of out-of-town band who wouldn’t otherwise get a local showing. Sure, you can get the worst as well as the best of new bands, but you pays your (meagre amount of) money and takes your chances.

Tonight might well be The Driftwood Stage’s debut gig, which would excuse much of what we see and hear. The name sounds like a new addition to the WOOD Festival arena (a stage made entirely of beach-combed driftwood and powered by the flapping of seagull wings! How eco-friendly is that?) and you can imagine them inhabiting an early-afternoon slot at that particular event. They’re a slightly ramshackle form of bucolic chamber pop where loosely strummed acoustic guitar goes up against violin and cello, with occasional hints of ‘Sunny Afternoon’ or ‘It’s Now Or Never’, but forever held back by a meandering lack of dynamics and the singer’s inability to, well, sing.

Bristol’s Liftmen are one of those out-of-towners we’d probably never have got to see on an Oxford stage without GTI’s patronage, and while they knock few socks off they’re a welcome antidote to the lackadaisical opening act, seemingly fronted by the eponymous mad-haired star of the old Crystal Tipps And Alistair animation, and in thrall to awkward oddities from post-punk’s creative diaspora. There’s uptight jazz and funk, nonchalantly disinterested vocals, bolshy, angular noise and spaced-out krautrock. The whole is mixed and sometimes ungainly, partway between The Slits and Brummie weirdoes Pram, but you feel that with a tighter rein on proceedings they could do some serious damage.

Damage is something Screaming Joe Jeffersons seem intent on dishing out. Formed from the ashes of King Furnace, and consolidated by former-Epstein chap Stefan, they’re another band, like The Long Insiders, seemingly rediscovering ancient, primal rock’n’roll for the first time, kicking out a garagey form of grunge that comes out streaked in gasoline and bad attitude. Stefan’s versatility keeps things fresh, although they lurch worryingly into almost Bonnie Tyler-like power balladry at one point, and it takes a pounding set closer to rescue their dignity.

And so, another highly mixed bag of styles and abilities on show. Another victory in Gappy Tooth Industries’ singularly anti-commerical bag.

  • Bernie 1983

    Sorry Brinna, were you actually at this gig?!? What you’ve described sounds a bit different to what I saw at this gig and I get the impression you just like saying cutting remarks because you think they sound clever and funny rather than because they are representative of fact. Having been to the gig as a big Gappy Tooth fan and regular I know how eclectic the acts can be but I thought it was a good night of music, although The Liftmen weren’t my cup of tea. The Driftwood Stage though were really good. Their singer had a great voice, that reminded me of a 1930’s crooner and they were a really tight, clearly well rehearsed unit so not sure where you’re coming form unless you need your hearing checked, perhaps. Also, you clearly don’t research the bands you review as I took a look at their myspace page and they clearly have been playing for a while and do a fair few gigs despite your suggestions that they could have been debuting. As for the Screamin’ Joe Jeffersons, they were a bundle of energy and played a superb set to the clear enjoyment of all the poeple paying to go and see them. I don’t think they just about rescued their dignity as you suggest.

    I appreciate reviewing music isn’t easy because taste differs among us all but a bit of objectivity is a prerequisite. For example, if you didn’t like The Driftwood Stage’s music, fine to say that, but saying the singer can’t sing, when, it was apparent to everyone there that he could, is really spiteful and childish and will just make people stop reading this website, which would be a shame as it’s a good resource for music-lovers in Oxford. You end by suggesting that abilities were very mixed among the permformers: to be honest, having watched all three acts I think, whether you liked their music or not, all the musicians present were perfectly able at whatever they played/sang. Are you a musician Brinna? Maybe you should come and show the music-lovers of Oxford how it’s done since you’re so keen to poo-poo everyone else’s talent. I’m not sure I can see a single compliment in your entire review which is odd since the audience seemed to do a lot of applauding.

  • Numsig

    Is this her first ever review? She’s done okay with spellings and grammar but she writes worse than a particularly unimaginative and lethargic chimpanzee who was given Nightshift as a work experience placement. A sense of humour is surely a prerequisite when you are going to take a public dump on someone for the amusement of your readers. This review is bland, boring, inaccurate. Get it right Brinna, if you’re going to be a C**T-writer then inject some character and wit into it.   

  • Sarnie12

    I agree with your sentiments, Bernie 1983. Gappy Tooth does offer an eclectic music experience, which I have never failed to enjoy. Last Saturdays offering was a suitable mixed bag and whilst the middle act, The Liftmen wasn’t quite to my taste the other two bands were highly enjoyable. I felt eased into the night by the Driftwood Stage, a lovely chilled vibe from the clearly talented and spohisticated four piece. To say the lead singer couldn’t sing is laughable. The Sreamin’ Joe Jeffersons were high octane dirty rock and roll and the only positive thing you seemed to say was to link a band member to the Epstein!! The point of which is……..?

  • Angry of Oxford

    Brinna, you seem to have criticised a band for a lack of dynamic range and yet, when it came to the band you’ve accused of wanting to “do damage” who didn’t go below the legendary “11” for their whole set, you haven’t mentioned this at all. So, is it a problem or isn’t it?!? How did you get to become a gig reviewer again? Not from displaying consistency of opinion clearly which just lends weight to Bernie 1983’s view that you just like to say things to sound clever rather than because you are capable of forming a valid opinion of your own to express. Also, the tedious nods to Stefan from The Epstein and Wood Festival just smack of the boring nepotism of the Oxford Music Scene where so many of those such as you who claim to be “in the know” only know bands that Truck get to Perform. Thankfully Gappy Tooth, and other music nights in Oxford, still strive to encourage fresh, new talent rather than the same old bands, singing the same old songs we’ve all heard just because they haven’t “made it” yet. We all know who The Epstein are but this review is meant to be about The Screamin’ Joe Jeffersons, not a band someone used to be in who are as different as chalk and a mature Dutch Gouda. I would try engaging your brain before you next go near the type-writer Brinna.

  • Dave @ The Driftwood Stage

    Brinna, thanks for your feedback, thoroughly unconstructive though it is. It’s always a treat for a local band, working hard, gigging, receiving applause and congratulations from people that enjoy their sound and their music to have that tempered by such a negative review. However, we’re all for constructive criticism as that is what everyone opens themselves up for when they decide to appear in public to perform, or whatever so we will laugh off your review since it doesn’t really offer a real insight into the nature of any of the 3 bands that performed on Saturday that will help guide any would-be punters to pick a gig to go to in future, and carry on regardless.

    However, the problem I have with your review though is that, unlike the musicians who you are reviewing, who go out in public and wear their artistic hearts on their sleeves fearlessly regardless of the opinions of others, you decide to write unpleasant, rude and, by the nature of the comments above, unfounded things whilst hiding behind a pseudonym (the name you’ve cited being a character from a comic book). Sadly, it’s easy to be as rude as you like and think you’re funny when nobody knows who you are and I wonder how candid your views would be if you’d have come nad had a chat with each band after their performance on Saturday, face to face – the internet is a very nice,s afe thing to hide behind isn’t it? Perhaps before you next write a review though – which perhaps takes you half an hour to dream up all the insults and put downs and 5 minutes to write – you should consider the hours, days, months and years that all bands put into writing their music and performing it to keep Oxford”s music scene alive an think about whether your put-downs are really fair and really valid. This City’s music scene is defnitely not kept alive by talentless wannabe hacks like yourself who are so committed to their opinions they won’t even use their real name to express them. Music, real music, is about events like Gappy Tooth and other local music nights which give people a chance to do something original or to express themselves, to gather together socially and share their music. These are the things that keep pubs and gig venues alive in a society increasingly full of bars with bland, processed music being piped out rather than real people on stage playing. The Screamin’ Joe Jeffersons were wonderful because they were loud and energetic and raucous and that’s what live music is about.

    Your review serves no purpose other than to, for those without thick-skin, alienate people trying to keep live music alive and well in Oxford by making them feel worthless or, possibly even more abhorently than that, putting off punters who pay to go to gigs to see live music. In fact, your reviews (I’ve had a look at others) are ore likely to harm a local music scene than encourage it to grow. You might want to remember Brinna, or whatever your name is, that without a local music scene (I’m assuming Q magazine aren’t lining up for your services?) you’d have no reviews to write so would have to make people think you were in some way funny and wry via other means.

    I’ll stop now and leave with the thought that, at school, the bully of the playground is normally a very sad individual indeed. At least everyone in the playground knows who they are though! I guess maybe if you’re worried that if you revealed your identity in reviews like this people might listen to your music on Myspace and make jokes about how s**t you are? Maybe not as I’m guessing you’re not even a musician as otherwise I’d like to think you might have a bit more respect and empathy for other people trying to have fun and express themselves. Shame, but that’s your problem not anyone elses. See you at our next gig maybe 😉

    Best wishes,
    The Driftwood Stage

  • Anonymous

    Well, this is a special day for me.  I think this is the first time a GTI review has instigated one fo the famous – nay, infamous – MIO melees!  I’m so proud.  Keep it coming.

    I would like to sincerely say thanks to everyone who has said positive things here about GTI (and, yes, that includes the reviewer), as I think that creating nights that have character and breed opinion is what we’re all about.  Considering this was far from a vintage turnout, I’m rather chuffed that so many people obviously took something away from the event, and speak so highly of their GTI experiences over the years.

    However, I must say I have no problem with this review.  I like reading all responses, so long as they’re honest and entertaining (come on, that bit about Wood was quite funny; plus I like the word “Diaspora”, always have).  It doesn’t matter whether I agree with any of it, I still relish the chance for people to calls the odds on GTI performers – that’s sort of the point of the venture, so the more the…well, not merrier.  I hate merry people.  Merry people are annoying.  Can rarely be merry in their own space.  But you get my drift. 

    Plus, even if it’s as wrong as wrong can be, I think giving people the chance to deliver honest opinions is about as far from the world of bland processed bars (or, ahem, the Different Drummers) as can be.

    Oh, but I will say: if you want to criticise someone for nicking a tune, it’s best not to cite “It’s Now Or Never”, seeing as it was half-inched from “O Sole Mio” 50 years before… 

  • SpikyMikey

    Any chance you could offer a “green felt pen scrawl” option in the comments section especially for those people unable to read a review properly (from what I can see, Brinna quite liked Screaming Joes) or simply driven to paroxysms of disproportionate rage by something as innocuous as a personal opinion on a low key local gig?

  • mark

    is bernie1983 in the driftwood stage? they are hardly covering themselves in glory here by throwing a strop at the fact that someone didn’t like them.

    it is very easy to ignore bad reviews on the basis that the reviewer isn’t in a band, but if your audience consists entirely of people in bands you’re not going to get many people showing up. if someone doesn’t like your band, that’s their opinion, which they’re entitled to publish, years of instrumental tuition or no.

  • SLW

    As someone who was at the gig and would have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. There were a variety of styles on show and whilst not all of the acts were to my taste, I can clearly recognise attempts at individuality and creativity from the different sets on offer.
    I thought the Driftwood Stage were a very good opening act to help ease the crowd into the night. Whilst I will admit that I was rather bored by their slower songs (but I put that purely down to my own individual tastes), I thoroughly enjoyed the songs about falling in love with a dentist and a rather less than public spirited individual. I also found the use of classical instruments combined with standard guitars both intriguing and effective. In contrast to the reviewer’s opinion that the singer couldn’t sing, I actually felt TDS had the strongest vocalist of the evening in that it fitted with the songs that he was singing.

    My least favourtie act were the Liftmen although that is purely because I think that more discipline is needed in the song-writing. The band had a very good bass line and some excellent riffs on occasion and only some rather less obscure lyrics (for my taste again) were needed to make me enjoy them more.

    As for the Screaming Joe Jeffersons, musically they were closer to my tastes than the other bands and for this reason I probably enjoyed them more than the others. Their songs were catchy, they were tight in performing and are blessed with a lead singer who clearly enjoys performing.

    I would like to say in conclusion then, that I (as you may have guessed by now) had a barnstorming time at GTI on Saturday. I concur with the thoughts of Dave@ Driftwood Stage and Bernie 1983 that the comments of the reviewer seem more motivated by a rather twisted desire to insult for the sheer sake of it, than by actually any semblance of truth. The only thing that I was disappointed by was the venue, but this is not a fault which can be left at the feet of the performers, all of whom I felt gave a good account of themselves and who I would like to thank for their excellent efforts on Saturday.
     

  • mark

    you didn’t like the wheatsheaf? what did you expect?

  • SLW

    I have done dinge-dens before but never have I been to a place where there was sweetcorn in both urinals.

  • Anonymous

    Oi, don’t touch the buffet rider, it’s for performers only!

  • Dave @ The Driftwood Stage

    I wasn’t going to say any more on this, but I do actually agree with GTI that it is good and healthy to have a bit of verbal fencing over these things as it keeps life interesting and, frankly, I always like a good argument. I would just like to say again though, I/we couldn’t honestly give a f**k about a bad review in the big scheme of things but I have some morals and think there is a difference between expressing an opinion, which is the key to a free society, and just being rude for kicks, which is the impression I get from reading this review and some others on here. There’s a lot of negativity and not a lot of encouragement – for a band that Brinna “quite liked” the review of the Screamin’ Joe’s isn’t exactly ringing with praise is it? Criticism is the key to improving but there’s constructive criticism and ther’s rudeness and I know which group I think this review falls into.

    Anyway, the public domain is a wonderful thing as, just as a reviewer can review a band, the band can now review a reviewer! Wonderful and just.

    Oh, and we don’t know anyone called Bernie, sorry. 😉

  • Maya 2012

    Sweetcorn in the urinals? Oh fuck, this really is the end of the world…